shitty driver

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.

"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."

by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014

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Shitty Tire

Another slang term for the Canadian hardware store "Canadian Tire", also known by most people as "Crappy Tire". "Shitty Tire" is used as a replacement noun in cases where the term "Crappy Tire" doesn't quite cut it anymore

Steve: "Hey, man, is your car still at Shitty Tire?"

Bill: "Yeah, they ripped all four of my tires and need to wait 2 weeks for new ones to come in, so I can't drive it until then"

Steve: "I wouldn't take my wheelbarrow to Shitty Tire"

by Dan's Z71 March 10, 2018

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