noosed

i suicidal or stupid action......
sumthin lame or mean
'he noosed himself over that cookie incident'
' mum noosed me for being out'
i got noosed for crying while my stepdad violated me'
by Ratz December 30, 2005
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Noose Music

Sad music meant to induce a feeling of depression typically for when people commit suicide
A: Do you listen to Duster?
B: nah Bro thats Noose Music
by Aza0405 June 17, 2022
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Elephant Noose

a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.
"why is that girl in a wheelchair?"
"she had sex with elephant noose"
by timbo slice May 21, 2013
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squeaky noose

by Squeakynoose September 08, 2017
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Juice Noose

Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.
Yo bro I juice noosed Becky last night she was out cold for 30 seconds while still oozing.
by anonymous May 15, 2024
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles
Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.
by peronasunlight September 20, 2021
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