Stoner meal

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.

Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.

by davidmact May 13, 2011

Meal Digger

An individual with similar intentions of a gold digger but who strictly dates others just for a meal. This implementation can be applied to guy or girl of any background. The bottom line is one who is out there just to get their hungry on!

Urban setting: Yo! My home boy is a straight up meal digger yo! He straight up asks these hoes out just so he can get his bucket on.

Suburban setting: OMG! Britney is a total meal digger. She will just go out with any guy just so she could get a free meal. From her lips to her hips!

by Theburningsensation August 15, 2011

Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time

" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"

by lilpea April 26, 2016

having a meal

A euphemism for oral sex performed on women.
Another way of saying "eating out".

Guy #1: Hey, where's Roy?
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!

by roxasfair March 08, 2010

monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

by mida moo November 01, 2007

meal plan

An expensive item you have to buy in order to eat at the shitty dining halls at your college/university.

Person 1: dude, i forgot to buy a meal plan. I can't afford to buy ramen noodles
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!

by Dr. g December 07, 2014

fourth meal

Going to your bitches house for some late night/early morning action. The sex is generally anal, but there are other items on the menu.

Ellis went over to Amandas for some fourth meal tonight.

by J-Easy November 05, 2006