MacGyver Meal

A meal created with random items, usually out of necessity.

John: *Looking in the fridge* Looks like I've got half a bottle of ketchup, two slices of American cheese, mushrooms that'll expire soon, and some stale croutons in the cupboard... Time for a MacGyver Meal.

by Kanto (wootability sucks) October 5, 2011

The 0_0 Meal

You ain't happy, or sad.
So you go to Mcdonalds to order a 0_0 meal (meh meal)

Contains of one water and 8 fries

Man: Bro. Ima go order the 0_0 meal

Man 2: Ye Aight

by SharoSan September 8, 2022

Stoner meal

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.

Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.

by davidmact June 7, 2011

meal plan

An expensive item you have to buy in order to eat at the shitty dining halls at your college/university.

Person 1: dude, i forgot to buy a meal plan. I can't afford to buy ramen noodles
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!

by Dr. g December 7, 2014

monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

by mida moo November 21, 2007

having a meal

A euphemism for oral sex performed on women.
Another way of saying "eating out".

Guy #1: Hey, where's Roy?
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!

by roxasfair March 7, 2010

fourth meal

Going to your bitches house for some late night/early morning action. The sex is generally anal, but there are other items on the menu.

Ellis went over to Amandas for some fourth meal tonight.

by J-Easy November 4, 2006