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desk drooling

Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling
by HatBox August 27, 2013
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Desk Head

Someone who spend more of their time in lessons with their head on the desk than actually listen/working. Usually due to being in boring lesson like: French,Biology or Music.
Guy 1:Kevin is always sleeping in lessons.

Guy 2:He's a Desk Head.
by Stomping Can June 6, 2011
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desk roll

The act of rolling under your desk while at work to take a nap. An overwhelming feeling of sleepiness comes over you and the need for a resting place (under your desk) is inevitable.

Typically this works for employees with offices, not a cubicle. To avoid suspicion it is best to leave your door open, turn off your lights, and move your laptop (if you have one) under your desk with you so that everyone thinks that you are gone. Secret compartments to hide your belongings (jackets, hats, or whatever else might give you away) are not necessary, but can be very cool. This maneuver is not recommended for those that snore.
Employee 1: "Dude, I thought you had left for the day..."

Employee 2: "Nah, I did a desk roll after lunch. I couldn't stay awake after my Thai lunch."
by error404 April 25, 2011
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desk burn

The feeling of pain and/or ache in one's arms or wrist after spending a long period of time using a computer at an impractical desk with no room to rest one's forearm or elbows.
That wooden desk unit I bought off of the internet is awful. My arms have been sufferring from desk burn for hours.
by Ro01 October 12, 2011
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Hot Desking

Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.
Oh Damn Bobs Wife is slidin in your dm's too!!!. That ho be hot desking all around.
by Moxification June 17, 2021
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Booty Desking

When your female coworker flirtily sits by the edge of your desk to ask you for "something"
Damn! the girl from accounting was for sure Booty Desking you when asking for those December reports. She likes you dawg!
by LuisPF August 31, 2018
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Desk Bambi

A derogatory term used to describe a colleague who holds an innocent façade, but is in reality promiscuous, particularly around the work place
I didn't realise she was such a desk bambi!
by double denim August 20, 2010
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