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Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)

infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer
by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020
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Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No
Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch
by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020
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The Coronavirus Pull Out Method

Whilst walking in public, either maskless or not, if you must get closer than 6 feet to another unknown human, hold in your breath, as to not inhale their exhale, scent, biome or any potential germs as you pass by. A theory suggested by a 24 year old ex NCAA college football player living at home with their parents in Southern California. Personal clinical studies have shown promise and potential.
"Damn, I'm waking on a some what narrow sidewalk and there is another unknown human walking towards me" "I can often smell through my mask and feel as if their germs fly into the wind behind them" "I shall hold my breath to lower my chances of inhaling whatever they may be exhaling" Thus, The Coronavirus Pull Out Method" was born

Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.
by highdeas.greatness February 18, 2021
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tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November
Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day
by Click here November 3, 2020
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CORONAVIRUS

coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus dejame decirte que sos un hijo de la gran puta ¿QUE TE PASA POR LA CABEZA PARA MATARA A LOS CHINOS? eres muy sexy ERES HERMOSOOO todos quieren estar en pareja contigo (incluso los murcielagos)
Tu hermana: DAMNN QUE SEXY QUE ESSS
Tu suegra: ese es coronavirus DAMNN
by TUMAMI May 9, 2020
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The Coronavirus

A virus that fucked humanity up enough that it's not just a coronavirus, it is THE Coronavirus.
by Psycho Llama May 25, 2021
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Coronavirus

People are no more tolerant of the coronavirus this year than last. A lot of them just let an entity shock them into compliant behavior (though they are not six years old), and the initial shock is no longer there, which is why the entity starts to come up with new reasons why the virus hasn't been eliminated (such as more infectious or deadly mutations) yet every time people start to feel less on edge about it, and more like their old dysfunctional selves (the people that never needed a normal or a new normal).
The coronavirus has been a social experiment to control human behavior more than it has been anything else. Will people tolerate not being liberated from a wildfire that will run out of fuel at some point, or will they let any sense of rights they still have burn in it? People have no rights as long as they're not waking up or standing up.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
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