Pussy Bike

A bicycle apparatus neglecting the seat cushion.

He/She went for a ride on the Pussy Bike

by JuneSeption October 13, 2021

survival bike

similar to a rat bike, survival bikes are made from 3-4 other motorcycles bodged together with various crap taken from a WWII scrap heap with the intent to appear as if it had been ridden off a Mad Max or zompocalypse movie.

"cool survival bike! where did you get the gas mask, ammo belts, and katana?"

by Bionic-Byronic October 09, 2008

Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.

Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?

by TheKawasakiKid February 04, 2020

The family bike

An alternative way of describing a slut

Man 1: Have you seen her? She looks like the family bike!
Man 2: Yeah, because everyone's ridden her!

by Airza August 03, 2018

Pike-on-a-bike

(Pikey)
A pikey travelling by bike, often seen outside convenience stores, blocking pavements and generally making the place look a mess.

by Dave Paulis October 06, 2003

christ on a bike

an exclaimation made when something has shocked a person very much

"christ on a bike, my best friend mary is preggers!"

"christ on a bike that hurt"

by iamthegreatestwooooo! March 23, 2004

street bike

Import Street Motorcycle. Honda, Yamaha, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Ducati.

My boy John just rolled up on that new Street Bike.

by Shahin Croes September 10, 2007