banana titties

When a ho's titties are long and skinny, like bananas

Ay yo Shaniqua got dose banana titties. She was runnin and she smacked herself in the face wit em.

by Lunch Box da thug March 7, 2004

titties brand

a colorful way to say "kick ass!" or "friggin' awesome". Almost always used at the end of a sentance.

"I won 500 dollars in the lotto-- titties brand!"

by Wookiestick February 14, 2008

Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

by Kase Von D September 29, 2012

beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

swamp titties

Is a condition where in the females of large girth produce a foul odor because of bad hyiegene around the breast area. Usually accompanied by growths of hair, and acne.

She's really fine.. but damn.. those swamp titties be buzzing!

by MohammedMudSlaP February 14, 2008

three titted cow

A really fat whore who is so fat that her stomach is comparable to the utters of a cow. Usually a woman who eats 7-10 meals a day.

Girl 1- OMG did u see that three titted cow????

Girl 2- FUCK!!! that chick is so fat.

by joooobooo July 28, 2011

man titties

This is self-descriptive, isn't it? If a man is so fat that he needs a bra, he got man titties! If a man got titties, it's time to lay off the ice cream and start doing push-ups!

Put your damn shirt on, Bob! I don't wanna look at those nasty man titties!

by Nasty Nate June 18, 2003