Switzerland

Don't mention his peace prize.

"What did Switzerland do in the war Mummy?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone."

by Se llamas llamas October 11, 2012

Switzerland

A country that can't decide if they are Germans or Italians. They also make damn good chocolate!

Switzerland: Am I German or Italian?
Everybody else: Shut up, you bitch-ass coward!

by Siracha, Baby October 23, 2018

Switzerland

Its like the nuetral zone,(becuase they've never been in a war.) Its like having the commitment without the commitment... having the title with out the title. Its the in between of a relationship.

a:So are you guys together?
b:Well not exactly we are in Switzerland !
A.So can you see other people?
b:It hasn't been said i cant but i think it would be wrong? Get it.

by Morganb23 March 29, 2010

Switzerlanders

1.People who live in Switzerland

The Switzerlanders are coming to America.

by OT39 November 3, 2012

shitzored

When playing a online game your almost getting destroyed by the other opponent.

Opponent: "Your about to die!"
You : "Shitzored"

by Alexander Miranda February 23, 2005

spritzered

The act of drinking large amounts of non-alcoholic carbonated beverages. Usually used in reference to the drinking of flavored seltzers and club soda.

Duuuuude! He was shot gunning a liter of seltzer, totally getting spritzered! He thought he was like all G6 or something.

by Designer D July 13, 2011

Swindered

Being swindled by a tinder match...
You swipe right, get a match, say some cool ass sexy shit that gets them wet/hard and organize a late night meet only to get out there and realize that:
Pics are old as shit
They've gained A Lot of weight
Shit was seriously photoshopped
They are the wrong gender
Etc....

I thought I had a hot match on tinder but when I got out there He was a She....damn, man swindered again. (I did it anyway...it's tinder).

by james_m October 29, 2014