jesus swift

a good person (jesus) and a 🐍 (taylor swift)

"i'm sorry the old jesus swift can't come to the phone right now."

by youredisappointing August 31, 2017

Swiffing out

When someone says he/she will do something and then does not do it because of of laziness, irresponsibility or worthlessness. Can also mean when someone needs to do a task within a certain timeframe and then gives notice of failure after the time has expired.

Sean: Hey Jeremy, can you get me my tickets before 6:00pm tomorrow?
Jeremy (at 6:30pm the next day): I will not be able to get you your tickets.
Sean: Damn, that Jeremy is always swiffing out...

by baaaaaaaab January 17, 2010

Taylor Swift Effect

The Taylor Swift Effect is a phenomenon which occurred after Taylor Swift released her first album. Upon hearing this album, every girl between the ages of 11-20 who knew a few chords on an acoustic guitar declared themselves a singer-songwriter began to write billions of generic songs about breakups and jealousy, even if they had no singing ability or talent whatsoever. This phenomenon is still occurring today, and will continue for several years, until a new singer comes along that changes the trend from breakups to some new bland and generic topic.

"I went to a coffee house last night, and 90% of the performers were teenage girls singing crappy 3 chord songs about boys who blew them off."

"Classic Taylor Swift Effect bro. Get used to it, it's gonna be a while."

by Psas2 March 6, 2010

swift current

dump, landfill, hole, retirement community

Lets go party at the swift current, we might find an old washing machine!

by Paul271 September 18, 2006

SILF

A person's sister you will like to fuck

I told my friend he had a silf

by ApocalypticaX November 1, 2009

Swift Boat Hush

(n.) - A behavior of the mainstream media during an election campaign, characterized by a period of widespread silence concerning a news story that is severely embarrassing to a liberal candidate. The silence ends when it no longer shields the candidate from damage.

The Swift Boat Hush is named for the 'Swift Boat Veterans for Truth'. This anti-Kerry group began a major advertising campaign during the 2004 US presidential campaign on August 4, 2004. Most major newspapers (and the Kerry campaign organization) refused to discuss these charges until about 2 1/2 weeks later, when it became apparent to them that the charges were seriously harming Kerry in the polls.

Another example is the coverage of the 2006 special election in California's 50th congressional district, when 5 days before the election the Democratic candidate was recorded telling a group of illegal aliens that "You don't need papers for voting." Many major newspapers did not print this quote until after the election.

by Harry Forbes June 18, 2006

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

by Malicho August 22, 2012