Sweaty Wanker

The act of wanking to the beat of rap god and snorting cocaine off your step-Gammy’s sweaty ass crack

Damn bro I heard you were at your Gam Gam’s house doing a sweaty wanker.

by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 14, 2019

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Sweaty Ashton

An absolute sweat at the video game Fortnite. Literally edits 53 things in a matter of 2 seconds. I can imagine his motto is 'who needs family when u have Fortnite'. If u ever run into the rare species of a Sweaty Aston aka Phantom Ashy, then u are about to get edit coursed on

Guy 1: Who is that guy sweating his piece off
Guy 2: Oh, that is Sweaty Ashton

by ventron500 June 14, 2020

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sweaty balls

Sweaty balls, just like sweaty boobs, are when u r running around and your balls are suddenly COVERED in a wet substance. Is it pee? no. Is it cum? no.
u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut)
oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink

OMG whats on my balls!!
calm down, u just have a case of sweaty balls. come with me and we will get them figured out, i know a guy, who knows a guy.

thanks bro.
i'll also put in a free crispy creme *wink

by Jmurr227 October 14, 2021

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sweatybmth

the gayest instagram account i've ever bestowed upon my eyes. so gay that it blinded my eyes with the shear amount of rainbow radiating from my screen.

also a "bring me the horizons" fan account

person 1: hey do you follow sweatybmth?
person 2: no, i'm straight

by danke leibe January 26, 2022

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Sweaty Morton

Taking the easy option when playing football, either in real life or gaming (i.e Fifa) by making a short pass along the ground for a tap-in goal, rather than having some decency and trying to beat the keeper with a shot.

Typical, another "Sweaty Morton" goal

by yorkshiresteve November 22, 2022

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It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021

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