mortar spite

Setting off a mortar strike on a teammate that is camping in one area and not getting kills in Battlefield: Bad Company 2.

I had to mortar spite you because we were trying to capture C and you weren't doing shit, bro.

by duhJeenyus July 8, 2011

embassy suites

A sweet ass hotel owned by hilton, usually with a huge open area inside that you can fly paper airplanes and throw coins, luggage and your freinds down. They usually have free happy hour from 530-730, and you can get fresh omelettes for free for breakfast. Also each room is really 2 rooms, hence the name embassy SUITES.

1) Dad: hey guys I booked us 3 nights at the embassy suites for our upcoming trip

Daughter: thanks dad now I can get a shirley temple

Son: sweet! Do you want to fly planes off the balcony?

Mom: Ooh thanks honey now I can have some wine before we go to dinner

by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018

Spiteful Tower

This is a sexual maneuver that strongly resembles the Eiffel Tower. The positioning is the same but the motives are different. The spiteful tower is a threesome where the two dudes involved are hate fucking the shit out of the girl in the middle. This can also be applied in situations where cheating is occurring.

Yo, Brady's girlfriend wanted to get back at him so she let us Spiteful tower her.

by s1edge November 14, 2011

double-suited

Having pocket cards in Omaha (definition #5) consisting of exactly two cards in one suit and exactly two cards in a second suit, such as {2 of hearts}{3 of hearts}{4 of spades}{5 of spades}.

The best starting hand in Omaha high-low-split eight-or-better is commonly regarded to be A-A-2-3 double-suited.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

Executive Suite

The largest toilet stall in a public bathroom, often handicap accessible. It's spacious accommodations, relative to the others in the bathroom, earn it the Executive title. May be shortened to eSuite.

After that large coffee and bran muffin, I really need to visit the Executive Suite.

by Arhyarion April 22, 2013

suitemate

rommie in college; preferably female

by nick October 1, 2003

Spite House

Derogatory term for the White House, used when the current administration, during a government shutdown, closes open area parks, memorials, roadways that are otherwise open 24 hrs. a day, 7 days a week plus closes down large areas of the ocean, throws elderly people out of their privately owned homes that sit on federal land, shuts down the amberalert.gov website, etc. all out of spite. These spiteful actions are meant to hurt as many Americans as possible for no other purpose than to score political points.

The Spite House just shut down amberalert.gov but kept letsmove.gov up and running.

by Soldier1EaODGreen October 7, 2013