Speed Nazi

An overzelous cop with a radar gun. Can often found right at the edge of school or playground zones.

Better slow down, there's a speed nazi.

by Canadamus_Prime September 26, 2005

Hate speech

Any phrase uttered by someone who isn’t a democrat

Republican: (anything)
Democrat: get out of here with that hate speech you bigot

by Ty54 January 9, 2021

speech fart

An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.

A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.

Examples of common speech farts:

On an online forum: "IBTL"

In a comments list: "First!"

On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"

In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"

On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"

by CleffedUp October 14, 2009

speed hack

A cheat used in the game that increases your movement/firing speed drastically, to the point of where it is impossible to kill you.

Generally seen in Counterstrike, Halo 2, and other popular FPS games.

WTF!? That dude is using speed hacks he's already across the map and the game just started!

by SideShowMel0329 November 7, 2006

Seattle speedball

Coffee and a bong-toke

I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.

by Hiro Yamamoto June 28, 2005

speedcubist

A person that can solve the Rubik's Cube rediculously fast and deeply understands the profound methodologies involved.

We speedcubist are an elite group of puzzlist.

by Doug Lee December 9, 2003

Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 12, 2008