A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.
Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"
by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010
Get the stumpy fuck mug.Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"
A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.
by txxHKAGE7 October 30, 2010
Get the Stumper mug.Talented vocalist, guitarist, and music producer of the popular band Fall Out Boy. Kind, shy, smart, and one who likes to avoid attention. Enjoys making music and hanging out with friends...hates photo shoots and interviews. Has legendary sideburns, and his trademarks are his thick, dark black glasses, hats, and those sideburns I mentioned earlier.
by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006
Get the Patrick Stump mug.When some bastard in the throes of bestiality trains a horse, mule, or any livestock animal into not walking away from a tree stump whenever he, ahem... "assumes the postion"...
if said bastard gets his freak on with said beast of "burden", and the animal has not tried to run off, it's stumpbroke.
if said bastard gets his freak on with said beast of "burden", and the animal has not tried to run off, it's stumpbroke.
"That skank-ass hoochiemama is just like a stumpbroke goat, she's spent her whole life backin up to somethin doggystyle"
by Brian Wilson May 9, 2005
Get the stumpbroke mug.1-sexy ass lead singer of fall out boy(:
2-chunky to a certain extent(:
3-gorgeous :DDD
4-see amazing (:
5-the best.damn.thing.
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2-chunky to a certain extent(:
3-gorgeous :DDD
4-see amazing (:
5-the best.damn.thing.
^^^
ferr suree
Patrick- Hey yoo girl from corn field town, ohio... wanna see my backstage pass?
Carli- of course Patrick Stump:)
<<we then prceed to the bedroom where I proceed to faint after Patrick Stump shows me his spiffy mic. *wink,wink*>>
(:
Carli- of course Patrick Stump:)
<<we then prceed to the bedroom where I proceed to faint after Patrick Stump shows me his spiffy mic. *wink,wink*>>
(:
by MissyMarie2013 April 7, 2009
Get the patrick stump mug.The picturesque representation or exploitation of parapalegic or quadrapalegic peoples having sex, voluntarily or involuntarily as they do not have the power to stop you.
an orphaned quadrapalegic eunich midget was involuntarily cast in that online fetish group about stump porn, he later fell over in the shower and drowned.
by DeCypher January 11, 2004
Get the Stump Porn mug.A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.
basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.
basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.
"We are stumpys and proud!"
by mb_esf October 18, 2008
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