Strumming

Jacking off

Shes so hot i think im gonna start strumming my self

by RoadMan420 February 5, 2018

Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

shrooming

the act of going to a cow pasture, or an open field with cow pies on them, at any hour of the day. Specifically looking for psylocibib mushrooms, in order to sell or consume at a later date. (or while picking)

-"Dam i dont have any money"
-"hey why dont we go shrooming and get some mushrooms?"
-"Are we gonna sell em or eat em?"
-"both."

by crackabegood February 3, 2007

drive storming

When you and your friends plan on doing something but your plans fall through and then you have nothing to do so you drive around for hours thinking of ideas but never do any of them.

So me Nick and Tim where goin to a party then it got cancelled so we had a serious session of drive storming .

by YO DUDER!!!!! August 6, 2007

Stroking Bailey

When you masturbate while watching "It's a Wonderful Life" You sick fuck, you.

Ah, December 24th rolls around, and my hand heads south. Time to get down to stroking bailey, in utter shame.

by Murphy Nichols November 28, 2006

storming Normandy

Gangbanging an extremely overweight french chick.

Cody, Mitch, and 5 other young gents decided they would be storming normandy on saturday night after seeing Mrs. Delacrux who weighs a delicious 350 pounds.

by normandyhellya May 5, 2010

stomping on dicks

the only way to get things done marine corps when your chain of command fails. normally when you try to do something in the corps like a special billet people want to keep you from doing it so they can use you for what they need you for. higher ups are more worried about quotas and doing what they want, regardless of what you deserve, this is when you have to resort to stomping on dicks.

stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.

motivator 1:yeah, well i was told to wipe my ass with my drill instructor package today cause they need me to deploy with another unit, again

motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?

motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.

motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.

motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.

by going to DI September 1, 2010