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Hokie Stalker

Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.

Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.
I was gonna talk to her today after class, but then I decided to just look her up on Hokie Stalker.
by elemental July 1, 2005
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friend stalker

A friend who is obsessed with you and won't stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.
Ellen is such a friend stalker, she won't stop calling me! I don't even like her!
by Jaja A August 12, 2006
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stalkyoo

the only important ship in the webtoon “I love yoo
person 1: hey I ship qtip and shin-ae

person 2: wtf no stalkyoo is the best
by yeet skiis August 7, 2019
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stalking the neighborhood

something to do in the suburbs when you're bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor's porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day), show up univited to people's houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.
man i'm bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let's go stalk the neighborhood
by v. March 30, 2005
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Stalkophile

A combination of a Stalker and a Pedophile.

These people are often disguised as ice cream man selling ice cream, and prey on little kids at the park. Sounds like a ordinary pedophile, but these people follow the little kids home, making them a stalker as well.
Sometimes known as Pedolker.
CHRISTINE YOO are such a Stalkophile.

Stop hitting on that 13 yr old EMILY CHUNG.
by Stalkophile May 22, 2009
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Stalkalicious

Someone so delicious you can't help but want to stalk them.
She was so stalkalicious, I spent 3 hours in the dumpster outside her appartment looking for naughty bits.
by Plettionary December 18, 2009
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stalkerdoodle

A person that is so infatuated with someone that they make up fake myspace profiles just to stalk them. They may even try to impersonate someone else just to break up a relationship.
That stalkerdoodle needs to go away!!!
by anti-stalkerdoodle April 10, 2010
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