standing ernie

When someone poops in a urinal, it's called a 'standing ernie'.

I went to the gas station last night to take a big fat juicy dump, when I noticed that someone did a standing ernie.

by Brokedowning/PG November 27, 2017

Standing on your crackers

Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident

You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.

by LaurenPark August 19, 2018

Standing up school

A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.

Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"

Student: *falls flat on face*

Teacher: "Aaand you failed"

by Wassup62 September 1, 2020

Stingding

1. The most powerful creature to ever exist
2. A verb that can be replaced with anything

1. "I heard stingding ruined Paris" 2. "Yeah he really Stingdinged it up".

by OCoranga August 20, 2021

Lip Stinking

Not quite karaoke. Not quite lip syncing. When someone publicly sings over someone elses recording of a song.

"Seriously, the karaoke track to Sweet Caroline is like a buck on iTunes. Why is he lip stinking to the real recording!?"

by cray4pay May 4, 2013

lesbian standing 69

It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.

Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.

Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.

by Krashito February 6, 2017

swim standing

Dumb way of saying taking a shower

He stank so he went to swim standing

by Dimnsmart February 9, 2018