Steamboat Willie

When a sex partner defecates on your penis and quickly pours ice cold water on it to create steam.

Man, she shit on my dick and then poured ice water on it. Talk about a real steamboat willie!

by Surrealhero1979 January 4, 2024

Oklahoma steamboat

when you cum enough to fill a small pot, then boil said cumand let your lover inhale it.

Yeah I heard you and josh did the Oklahoma steamboat last night

by Mrheadphimes February 16, 2020

New England steamboat

A New England steam boat is when multiple people shit and don't flush, it continues until its full.

The plumbers came inside and New England steamboat my toilet.

by Lil_Hawk April 20, 2022

Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.

Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!

by jmo12345 February 12, 2013

steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.

Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom

by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014

Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.

Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?

by Walk DMC January 26, 2017

avocado steamboat

When you go vegan for a month and have someone toss your salad while you fertilize their throat.

Going vegan isn't worth it unless you've got someone to give you an avocado steamboat

by GreenGuy69 August 10, 2017