Masturbation Station

1. A place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.
2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.

The other day Tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile Masturbation Station!!

by D-Smoov December 9, 2008

Farmwell Station Middle School

Farmwell station is located in Loudoun County, which let me just say is the richest county in the country.

Almost every white girl goes to Star Bucks before and after school to get their 90% milk 10% caffeine coffee. They all wear messy buns and probably have a dog wearing vineyard vines with a name of “I’m so rich don’t marry me unless you’re stacked too”.

All the “relevant” white kids have government daddies that are loaded on cash and beach houses worth more than your broke ass.

Not even worth mentioning all the “fights” that are just two non-white kids trynna bitch slap each other, but in the everybody comes out a pussy without a finger laid.

Of course there are the rich indian/asian kids from which I believe the terms “try hard”, “teacher pet”, and “kiss ass” came from.

Last but not least there are the kids who think they are part of every friend group and believe they’re “relevant”, but they are just attention seeking outcasts that are “depressed” and attempt to cause unimportant, “nobody cares” drama.

But one thing all FSMS students have in common is that they blame the teachers for their own extreme levels of stupidity and are constantly on the verge of just simply giving up their “I could use money for toilet paper” lives. But, then again, let's take a moment to remember the creepy tech-ed teacher being caught looking at pornos.

This school is shat.

Creepy Ass Man: "Where can I find all the ugly troll-looking rich kids?""

You: "At Farmwell Station Middle School of course."

by richasskid April 27, 2020

bus station loony

Person of individual or eccentric demeanour found freqenting every major (and often minor) bus park or station throughout the globe. Living in their own special world, said Bus Station Loony will happily occupy each daylight hour shuffling throughout every corner of their domain. They love to be among people, but are inept at standard social intercourse, therefore will mumble to themselves, sing, hold conversations with inanimate objects and generally put the willies up any average commuter.
Also any member of the long-running British punk band, The Bus station Loonies. The similarities are several thousandfold.

Whilst waiting for the number 84 to Tavistock, I had to occupy my time by trying to avoid the Bus Station Loony at Bretonside Station. The poor soul reeked of urine and kept insisting I came to their gig that night.

by chris wheelie April 30, 2005

staties

Massachusetts State Police

I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.

by hogman September 26, 2005

Statist

Someone who believes in the practice or doctrine of giving a centralized government control over economic planning and policy.

A statist believes in extremely heavy government intervention in personal matters and moderate to high government intervention in economic matters. They generally believe in a centralized state with a social safety net and strong laws restricting personal liberty.

by adamythos October 9, 2010

station rats

Anyone who looks or acts like the bums that hang around at stations but are not actually bums. The most distinguishing feature of a station rat is the smell - they smell as if they have smoked and eaten garlic for the past six years and not bathed once. This means you, station rat.

Station rat one: Gee, Dylan, yo smell like a kajigger!
Station rat two: thanks, Deanne, you too!
Station rat three: hey dudes! hows it smellin'?
Station rat one and two: hey roland
Station rat one: you smell like you've slept in a ditch full of cigarettes and bums
Station rat three: i haven't
Station rat two: i have
Other station rats: ........

by Ratta June 17, 2006

Station Camp High School

Station Camp High School is a high school called Station Camp. It is located in the southwest corner of Gallatin. The average body count of a female at this divine establishment came in at roughly 19.4 in the August 2021 AP Poll. Students are often found using illegal drugs such as Black Tar Heroin, Cocaine, Weed, Bath Salts, and other damaging substances. Parties with students at this school are relatively boring, but filled with loads of drunk sex. According to the FBI, 1 in 15 males at this school have commited some form of passive rape at a party. 22 females here own 80% of the Body Count Share here(917 bodies). 1 in 3 students drink during the school day. Roughly 91% of students here have financially benefited from the prosperity and wealth of their fathers. An analyst from NBC stated that "if you are in dire need of vagina, this is the place to be." It is said that the females of the class of 2023 are always willing to gargle on every inch of your veiny cock.

Kid A: Dude im trying to fuck someone
Kid B: Station Camp High School can help.

by Definitions With Class August 31, 2021