A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”

These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners
Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.

John: You’re going to the squeak?

Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”
by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 03, 2023
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Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.
Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
by Lushbeard July 11, 2017
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Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.
My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's
by Canadian not a cannotadian January 03, 2022
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Squeaked

To take, or reduce.
The IRS squeaked my bank account.

The teacher will squeak my cell phone if I use it in class.

I’m will be squeaking $15 per month per subscription.
by The Who Now? April 21, 2024
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