A phrase to describe any female with extensive sporting knowledge, who is tired of instantly being treated like a fool on the assumption that she knows nothing about sport, based on her gender.
by peppermint_panda April 30, 2006

A competitive sport in which opponents attempt to open a freezer door using different body parts. No body part can be repeated during a competition if it has already been used successfully.
by The Revisitter August 23, 2009

It is when you and your friends are going on a camping trip, and no one shits the entire trip. Then when you get back home you all weigh yourself before you shit, then weigh yourself after and whoever's shit weighs the most wins.
by Kosst January 3, 2009

To be completely and utterly addicted to watching, playing, and engaging in fantasy sports.
Committing your life to watching every professional league available to you.
Committing your life to watching every professional league available to you.
Joe: Hey man you wanna hang out on Friday?
Jim: No can do bro I gotta watch the Cubs play the Dodgers, then the 'Hawks are playing the Canucks later that night, but I gotta get to bed because Liverpool is taking on Everton tomorrow morning and I don't want to miss it.
Joe: Uhh okay, how about Saturday night?
Jim: Man are you nuts! The Indianapolis 500 is Saturday afternoon and then OKC is taking on the Heat Staurday night! Then I have to channel surf to UFC cause GSP is fighting B.J Penn. Plus I have to update my fantasy NFL team.
Joe: Man you are a total Sports Geek.
Jim: No can do bro I gotta watch the Cubs play the Dodgers, then the 'Hawks are playing the Canucks later that night, but I gotta get to bed because Liverpool is taking on Everton tomorrow morning and I don't want to miss it.
Joe: Uhh okay, how about Saturday night?
Jim: Man are you nuts! The Indianapolis 500 is Saturday afternoon and then OKC is taking on the Heat Staurday night! Then I have to channel surf to UFC cause GSP is fighting B.J Penn. Plus I have to update my fantasy NFL team.
Joe: Man you are a total Sports Geek.
by Ilovesports June 8, 2011

Saying for when a person thinks something is extremely irrelevant or unimportant. It mimics a news reporter.
by Peter Wilkins May 13, 2008

by Savage Dick February 5, 2014

A extremely potent Fart produced by eating specfic food and/or drink for the purpose of enhancing the smell or amplifyling the sound level of said fart.
Points are earned for the number of people that react. Bonus points are earned for inaudible sport farts and those that cause people to vacate the area.
Points are earned for the number of people that react. Bonus points are earned for inaudible sport farts and those that cause people to vacate the area.
Noun: I was really annoyed by the crowded conditions on the subway so I had bolied eggs and milk for lunch so I could cut a sport fart on the way home.
Verb: Heather and I enjoyed sport farting at the ballet to watch people fidget.
Verb: Heather and I enjoyed sport farting at the ballet to watch people fidget.
by SportFarter July 13, 2009
