Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.

While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.

by Alex Terego February 23, 2014

spooge cousins

n. pl. Two or more people who are related by the fact that their semen has touched the same person, especially in the context of sex.

Damn, man, you mean your DAD hit that shit!?! That means you're spooge cousins! That's fucked up!

by unperson September 1, 2003

Spooge-demon

A person who secretly desires to sexually climax on another person or to be sexually climaxed upon by a another person frequently and/or often.

Man, that freak was a real spooge-demon!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

spooge-face

a crusty, man juice mask worn overnight by many women.

Tarheel Boy's wife wakes every morning with a crusty spooge-face.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.

Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

spooge-rag

A kleanex or tissue or other fabric item used to clean up semen.

Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.

I walked in Kiles room and stepped on a slimy spooge-rag on the floor.

Kile is a spooge-rag.

by Captain Awesome February 23, 2005

Spooge Luge

after cumming inside a woman's vagina you pull your penis out and ride down her spooge slicked taint until you enter her asshole

after I fucked her, I pulled out and rode the spooge luge into her asshole

by wildcard007 December 11, 2009