fuck you i'm spider man

The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.

"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"

by BariBro1243 November 06, 2014

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020

Spider-Man Kiss your dog

When you spider man kisses your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog

by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals October 01, 2016

Marvel's Spider Man 2 Game

Spider Man 2 is a video game that is total Shit. it's the most shit game in the world do not let anyone sway your opinion.

Hey did you hear the news that the Marvel's Spider Man 2 game is out? It is the most Shit game ever and has a 23 on Metacritic.

by anonymous October 23, 2023

Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider

“What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”

by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019

Spider-Man

The act of turning over on your back during the process of hardcore intercourse just as your about to cum inside of your partner so that you shoot cum strait up into the air so that it hits the ceiling and appears to be a spider web.

Guy 1: I Spider-Manned all over Olivia’s ceiling last night.
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that

by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019