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spitting spelunker

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.
by cavediver March 9, 2010
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Spelunking

A few guys hanging out or attending a social event with a substantially larger amount of girls. The opposite of a sausage fest
Did you see Aidan at the dance?
Yeah he was hard core spelunking, the lucky guy!
by Admiral ACHGbar November 3, 2015
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Nether Spelunking

The act of teaming up (or going solo) and raiding the nether in minecraft for valuable materials, such as Exp, Blaze Rods, Ancient Debris, etc
Hey, wanna go nether spelunking?
Nah, I need to enchant my armor first.
by Mr. Enderman February 6, 2020
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cunt spelunking

The act of fucking a pussy so loose it reminds you of exploring the cavernous depths of a damp dark cave spelunking
Guy 1: Man, I hooked up with that chick from the club last night ..

Guy 2: nice! She a good fuck?

Guy 1: nah- let me put it this way... I wouldn’t say we “fucked” as much as I would say that I ended up going cunt spelunking
by Ellecapone1337 April 22, 2018
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spelunking

Unlike the legitimate definition, the underground meaning for this term is something along the lines of masturbation while on Xbox.
He was spelunking AGAIN!
by KS Meme Lord February 9, 2021
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Reverse Spelunking

The a code name for taking a dump or rocking a deuce.
I really glad I went reverse spelunking yesterday because it had been three days.
by Hedge1984 January 12, 2023
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asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com
"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."
by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013
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