scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

Spasti

It's when someone behaves like an idiot, or doesn't understand what's going on.

Martin keeps on annoying Zaza. He is a Spasti!

by Heidi Uschi December 16, 2011

Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.

After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

by Baltimore Beatdown October 24, 2007

sprastic

adjective: energetic, crazy, lose, ready, hyper

Lets bounce our boobies around and get really sprastic tonight!
Let's just stay up all night and get sprastic!

by Maureen Fever October 25, 2011

spastik

A song by Richie Hawtin, a.k.a. Platikman that mixes with just about everything.

I was hanging out at Motor when I heard sneak playing spastik over "Sweet Dreams Are Made of These"

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

spasmic gasm

word my drunk dad invented trying to describe to his wife how his food tasted when he got home wasted

Did you make this salad? Well its giving my mouth a spasmic gasm

by danielf October 18, 2007

Wattpad spasmic

People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.

That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes

by Percivail September 28, 2013