Sooger

Like a gooner, this person frequently engages in rouxwatting rather than gooning.

Bro if you don’t stop gooning you might accidentally become a sooger

by Bwaxmougger December 12, 2024

Snoozer

Somebody who think being “woke” is a bad thing because they’d rather keep snoozing

A bunch of snoozers are outside complaining about Superman going woke.

by Ganondox August 2, 2025

soomer

a person who induldges in consumerism.

this dude actually has that one Stanley cup, is he a fucking soomer?

by #1soomer November 16, 2025

Pink snoozer

When you knock a girl out in the middle of orgasm and cum in her eye giving her pink eye

All I remember is having sex and I woke up with a pink snoozer

by Lifter72 December 10, 2015

traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.

Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.

by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017

POOPER SOOPER DOOPER

POOPER SOOPER DOOPER NOOPER SHOOPER.. MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS "POOPER SOUPER DOOPER"(PSDNS/PSD) IS A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING VERY INDEEDLY ELEGANT... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT... PLEASE LEARN AMERICANISH BECAUSE THE WORLD IS FLAT..

I POOPED.. EXCEPT I REALISED THAT IT LOOKED TOO POOPER SOOPER DOOPER (PSD/PNSDS/ PLOOPER NOOPER SOUPER DOOPER SHOOPER)...

by WENOMECHAINSAMA TUMAJARBISAUN September 30, 2022

King soopers

A store for people who think they are better shopping here than walmart, king sooper management specializes in a variety of activities such as multiple hour long breaks registered as ‘meetings’ walking around on their cellphone and denying time off because you did not inform them when you were born. King soopers also specializes in hiring cleaning services that they pay under the table to come in and inconvenience the night crew every night

king soopers worker: “Man I love my job”

sensible civilian : “ you need psychiatric help”

by baja blast barron June 2, 2024