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Schulte Virus

A virus contracted after having sex with a male with the last name of Schulte. After breaking up or not seeing each other the woman will go on a whoring rampage to get the same satisfaction she received from the Schulte, only to be disappointed.
After contracting the Schulte virus Jennifer began to find people to satisfy her sexual desires, only to be dissapointed. She slept with her new boyfriend, her boyfriend's brother and sister, and a number of others. Her reputation soon spread and she became known as the town bicycle. She soon dropped out of high school, got pregnant, and married a low life bum.
by gebrangoodboy November 22, 2011
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Schulic Buisness School

An Ivy League business program that is on York Universities campus, located in Canada, in the GTA of Toronto. It is the best business school in Canada. 90% of graduates end up earning over $120,000 per year (higher then doctors) in their first year alone, which is why it is very competitive.
Employe: "Boss which school did you go to?"

Boss: "Schulic Buisness School"

Employe: "Oh, never heard of it"

Boss: "Thats why your not the boss"
by UFT student October 17, 2011
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Kyle schultz

Was the best boyfriend in the world, always knew how to make me smile and feel better. untill school started. and now things have never and will never be the same.
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by abigailLee. October 17, 2008
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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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Stefani Schultz

thee hottest girl that god put on this planet
Guy 1:Did you see that girl over there she was almost as hot as Stefani Schultz?!

Guy 2: Impossible.
by ahhh!!!! March 9, 2009
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Schuchardt

Getting blown away in programming class, then completely understanding it in the blink of an eye. And is now a mastermind at everything, and is beating life with a stick.
Mike Schuchardted last year in his cs class.
by The Birdman October 14, 2003
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Schu-Bunny

After a long night of porno, the teenage boy went off to stroke his Schu-Bunny.
by Cecil October 20, 2003
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