hobosexual

A gay dude with a cold.

"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."

by Lenses January 3, 2008

Soulosexual

Not to be mistaken with a solosexual, a soulosexual is someone who does not fall in love with males or females but rather people's inner souls.

Barnaby never goes for guys OR girls ... he seems to be a soulosexual ... he falls in love with people's souls.

He's not gay or straight ... he's a soulosexual!

by Dartagnon J. Puissant May 9, 2010

Hobosexual

One who becomes only aroused by the presence of a hobo. Can be either a woman or man, but can only be sexually attracted to a Hobo. Even if the Hobo is one dirty motherfucker, is missing a leg, and has scabies, a Hobosexual will still become aroused.

"Hey, Jim just came out of the trash can."
"You mean he's a Hobosexual now?"
"Yes, what a fucking weirdo"

by Brad Pitt September 12, 2008

hobosexual

A man or woman who possesses such loose standards that he or she will take even the dirtiest, most parasite-ridden fleabag home for the night.

"Did you see who Wendy picked up off the dance floor? I wouldn't even touch that with fireplace tongs."
"Are you kidding? He's exactly her type. She's a complete hobosexual."

by H.P.Liferaft October 1, 2006

hobosexual

one who consummates the natural attraction all humans feel toward the homeless.

Can you believe those hobosexuals who volunteer down at the soup kitchen? They trade extra scoops of food for sexual favors.

Charlie brought that hobo who holds the door open at Popeye's to his sister's wedding. He's such a hobosexual.

by Doctor Exotik August 7, 2011

Hobosexual

Adjective; to be attracted to or wanting to have sexual liasons with a hobo or drifter

My, thats a nie big issue you have there, I'm a HOBOSEXUAL you know

by Grufty Pete October 2, 2003

Hobosexual

(n.) one that is only attracted to hobos.

Dude, I'm a hobosexual. Nothing turns me on like a nice raggity homeless person.

by Jordan G. January 19, 2008