something something chicken 

A term popularized by the Facebook group Chicken Keeping for Assholes as a loophole

for non-chicken related posts. It later became the slogan for the charity

to help animals and families in need.

Something something chicken, its taco Tuesday!

something something chicken by Flipflop Queen January 19, 2019

something fierce 

in a harsh and pronounced way, severely

If you don't put on sunscreen before going outside bare chested, you'll get sunburned something fierce.

something fierce by Light Joker July 12, 2007

something nice 

something were lacking at the moment

jim:wanna go out and do something nice? bob :something nice?

something nice by xXxronanthesnipperxXx November 28, 2017

something like a pimp 

One who acts as if they are running thangs! One who lays down the pimp hand in their efforts to make sure one does not get out of pocket. One who clocks many hoes.

I am something like a pimp and I will back hand you if you get out of line, now let me go get my hoes before I hit the club.

something like a pimp by Mia Lanae September 7, 2008

something to cry about 

How your parents threaten you when you are small and vulnerable: stop crying or i'll spank you.

It is used only when the child is already crying, having a tantrum, in need of comfort like a hug or a large bandage. Usually the child is crying because the parent has yelled at him or her.

The parent becomes desperate, irritated, and embarrassed (if in public).

Apparently, the parent thinks that threatening a child with physical harm is the most efficient way of stopping it from crying.

It's further proof that parents are sadistic and retarded. Goes in the same category as "if you don't _____, you better" i.e., the category of Threatening Statements That Make No Sense.

Tommy: Waaa waaa it hurts, mommy, don't!
Brenda: If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about!
Tommy: Waa--wait, what? *never forgets traumatic childhood*

something to cry about by shamille November 2, 2008

Something Awful

A former comedy website that is now home to Intro to Sociology dropouts who learned everything they know about "progressive" issues from tumblr blogs.

Typical post: ya i dont believe in nationalism because im a soclialist. get me out of this primitive country heh stupid republiKKKans
-AnIronicPotatoWatermelon

I visited Something Awful and learned a lot about the patriarchal heterosexistic cis-gender white conspiracy to victim-shame aborted porn stars.

Something Awful by saboop August 24, 2012

Something Awful

www.somethingawful.com
A humor site. (in)Famous for ridiculing nearly everything else on the internet. Features include; daily front page articles, a large forum, 'Photoshop Phriday', and irreverent reviews.

Though everything is a fair game for the 'goons' of SA's humor, members of the furry and livejournal community seem to be prime targets.

"Haha, Something Awful is hilarious!"

"Man, Something Awful pisses me off."

Something Awful by . February 22, 2005