Stuffed Monkey

A buldge in a mans pants
Too stuff a sock down your pants to make groin appear bigger

He looks like he has a stuffed monkey down there

by sicko111 October 10, 2007

Stuffed Badger

When a guy stuffs his cock and balls in a girls anal burrow.

Rod: "Boys, how fit is Jenny? I'd give her a length"
Damo: "Yeah, I bet she'd love a bit of my sausage dog"
Mick: "Haha, yeah mate. The old stuffed badger"

by foxadactyl July 26, 2018

stuffed animal route

the "taking things slow" approach in romantic relationships

We didn't know each other very well; therefore, we took the stuffed animal route.

by iheartfosse February 20, 2009

shuffed

Shuffed is when you are too chonged or drunk to know or do stuff.

What the mush I was so shuffed last night

by Shotty rules November 24, 2015

Stuffed Bero

Stuffed Bero is made by feeding Bero nothing but entire thanks-giving dinners for each meal of the day for an entire month, making Bero reach over 400 Pounds, then he is sold to the highest bidder!

Additionally, you can pay another 50 thousand dollars and get Gordon Ramsey & Snoop dog to prepare the giant 400-pound meal.

I want to buy a Stuffed Bero!

by Berowulf November 23, 2016

Louisiana Stuffed Turkey

When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.

Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."

Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."

by Peter Willy April 18, 2011

stuffed blunt

a cigar that has had the tobacco emptied out of it without cutting down the side of the cigar, leaving a hollowed out cigar shell that is then filled with finely crubbled weed and stuffed to the point where it resembles the cigar in its original form. depending on the type of cigar you use, this type of blunt can smoke for up to 45 min, or even longer. however it may take a full zip to zip and a half to stuff it completly

We stuffed 5 optimo blunts with dank.

We had to put the stuffed blunt out 6 times over 3 hours before we finally finished it.

It took two zips to completly stuff the blunt.

by the_infinitesimal October 15, 2004