snowbitch

the act of constantly complaining about snow

Quit being a snowbitch and have fun!

by cad1988 February 26, 2011

snowball queen

A girl who's good at giving blowjobs. She can make a guy cum hella fast.

Yo Kevin! Kendall's such a snowball queen

by A hoe that's good at blowing. October 10, 2015

Siberian Snowball

An act that involves two "players", whereby one participant receives semen in their oral orifice. This is followed by the insertion of a Ferrero Rocher into the mouth of said participant, which is then transfered along with the ejaculatory fluid into the other "player's" muzzle. Once this stage has been completed, the initial participant receives a sticky load square on the mug for being such a filthy little cocksucker.

Edgar spent all week fantasising about the Siberian Snowball that had been promised to him by Charley Twaddle the Third.

by Karlukeydookey December 20, 2010

fuzzy snowball

A hairy ballsack that is delightfully sprinkled in dandruff like sprinkles on ice cream it will make girls soak their panties

"Have you seen his fuzzy snowballs they made me so wet!"

by Jakewiththelongsnake February 22, 2014

snowboreding

When you're stuck inside because there's too much snow outside to go anywhere.

The city hasn't plowed the streets yet, so I'm snowboreding.

by dollar bill yallz January 5, 2008

snowboarder

Someone who is unconcerned with most things apart from snowboarding. Including moaning about skiers, if there were no skiers there would be no ski patrol, you would bash your head because you messed up on a jump that you had no idea how to do because you learnt snowboard tricks from SSX tricky on the playsation 2, and you would die on the mountain because no-body would get you down. If people didnt ski, then ski resorts would lose 80% of their income, and shut down. Most snowboarders who are actively involved in the sport or live in a resort have best friends who are skiers. Bad snowboarders are just as annoying on the hill as bad skiers. People who sit in the park and take an hour to build up the courage to hit a jump are far better than people who ride through the park, hit nothing, and then bitch about those people who are sat down. Calling a skier a bitch or a c*nt doesnt make you a cool snowboarder, it makes you a prick. Wearing ridiculous clothing and using words like 'steez' 'shred the gnar' and 'badass mother fucker' doesnt make you a snowboarder, it makes you sound like a retared ex-ganster. Snowboarding is a lifestyle choice, you choose to be unconcerned with politics and social crap, including belittling other people. You snowboard because it gives you a rush, because you like the peace and quiet of the hill, and because its fun, it has nothing to do with status. Yeah there are annoying things like skiers going slowly infront of you, get over it, and get good enough to go where they cant. Bitch less ride more.
Peace.
Written by a snowboarder.

Snowboarder -A person who participates in the sport of snowboarding.

by CaraH March 26, 2007

cum snowball

two girls alternating spiting jizz into each others mouth

Last nite i was with these two hoe and they made a cum snowball

by poppin tha colla April 25, 2006