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Smite

he smites the water with his sword
by Meaning-man November 26, 2022
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Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
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smite

A smite is a hoe-ish person That talks about sexual things .
You a smite

why would you call me a smite?
you talking about smuting and selling f****** pussy!!!
by bawlinlikecurry July 14, 2023
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Smite

Another word for bitch, whore or slut . often used to describe annoying or bitchy people.
that fat ass smite took my food from the fridge
by @marieamunchfr August 4, 2023
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Smiged

Fucked up sluring, retarted, overly intoxicated
Being a smig or he smiged himself
by Werd eogi July 12, 2024
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Booted Suited 10 Toes to the Curb

I went to the club last night booted suited 10 toes to the curb.
by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! January 22, 2018
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Jave Smite

A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"
Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!

Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...
by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt June 5, 2018
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