by JSnow83 January 23, 2017
Get the Slurpymug. by EasyE August 27, 2022
Get the Texas Slurpiemug. by Happy Diver September 14, 2011
Get the Vanilla Slurpymug. 
The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.
The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022
Get the The 'Slurpy'mug. by EasyE August 27, 2022
Get the Texas Slurpiemug. Pussy slurpy Soaking your girlfriends underwear and workout pants in milk after a working out Then squeeze it out
by Opendoor1 August 29, 2022
Get the Pussy slurpymug.