The 'Slurpy'

The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.

The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.

"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini

by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022

slurpy purpy

A slurpy purpy is when you twist someone’s nips real hard then suck on there nuts. Before you suck on there nuts put em in ya butt

I gave my cousin a slurpy purpy last night

by Bum hole slasher May 3, 2018

steam slurpie

exactly what you think it is.

Mark loves steam slurpies. I think he uses an app to find them

by JAIL_BLAZE November 6, 2017

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

Slurpy face

The appearance of a guy or chick after going down on a girl during her menstrual period. Also known as clown face.

Example: "John ran out of juliet's room with a slurpy face!!!!"

by exploding cherry November 5, 2010