Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"

by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017

sloth mode

after a long night of rolling at the club, the next day consists of smoking bowl after bowl while watching zombie movies on netflix.

friend: "what are you doing today?"
you: "sloth mode all day"
friend: "fuck yeah i got 8 blunts!"

by doobiemaster420 May 6, 2011

Sloth caboose

When many attractive girls travel with one ugly one at the end; see Brain, sloth, or brain train.

"Oh man, looks like the brain train is rolling in, hopefully the sloth caboose gets knocked off."

by Rob Engle September 11, 2005

Slotheh

(from the television show H & S)
A name for a human who thinks and acts like a sloth. They are usually quite dopey and refer to their prison inmate as 'Honestleh'. Together they fight racoons and eat 'iguana meat' as they are their biggest enemies.

-Who is that climbing at tree over there?!
- Some call her/him Slotheh.

by honestleh1234 November 18, 2012

slothcore

1. Having the characteristics of a sloth and exercising these characteristics in every day life to extremes.

2. A hardcore sloth.

3. An admiration/love for three-toed sloths.

"That dude is slothcore"

some characteristics of slothcore:

sleeping for 10+ hours.

sitting on your ass all day.

unemployed.

lazier than the average lazy mother fucker.

love for three-toed sloths.

by slothcore October 21, 2007

Sloth

1. A sloth is a slow moving animal which prefers to dwell high up amongst the trees. Generally this gentle beast only comes down to the ground in order to take it's bi-weekly defecation.

2. A character from the show Goonies.

3. One of the seven deadly sins: laziness, slovenliness, procrastination.

My boyfriend is such a frigging sloth when it comes to doing housework.

by EmberDust September 13, 2011

rape sloth

The sloth who rapes people. An internet meme and usually contains sexual shizzles.

Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Sloth: Cause ima br draggon my ballz all over your face.

Rape Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Rape Sloth: Cause ima be dragon my ballz all over your face.

by dafukisapseudonym? May 9, 2014