butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them

"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"

by wendex March 26, 2023

Mark Sloan

Mark Sloan is a guy who builds Lego with his son, they both struggle while doing so. Mark Sloan is cool.

Omg is that mark sloan I love him!
He's so good at lego

by PunkzXD April 18, 2022

sloan

the name of hot peoples vapes.

let me hit sloan rq

by cvn+ February 26, 2023

Sloaning

the act of thinking you are "too cool" for the rest of the people at a party and sitting alone in the corner on your phone talking to your "cool" friends.

We invited Jessica to the party but she didn't care to talk to anyone the entire time. Jessica was Sloaning.

by sloaning victim November 24, 2013

Sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy.

Sloan, go give your girlfriend a kiss!

by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020

Sloane

A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.

They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.

“Oh god, he’s in Sloane mode. Run!”

by Serjy November 26, 2018

Mya Sloan

Childlike creature that has an addictive personality to onething or another. Once with a mate, this creature will sink its teeth in until you have nothing left AKA Sucubus. All those that come across this creature BEWARE. You will be sucked into the dark Abiss.

Dude you so been Mya Sloaned

by Off Jerk April 28, 2011