fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Brow Slit

A line that is cut into you eyebrow;use to be a symbol for gay, but people do it anyway to look cool;emo

She decided to make a "brow slit" because she had no friends and wanted to be more popular, but sadly she didn't realize it would make her look emo

by Ya Bitch dont lie January 7, 2020

dick slit

The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole.

Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit."

by Paige R January 25, 2008

pickle-slit

Another awesome word for "vagina."

Dude, I'd give my left dick to fuck her pickle-slit.

by BMV March 15, 2008

Chicken slit

Female genitalia belonging to a teen or young women. Especially that of a young woman small in size and not having procreated.

Don’t bring me those chicken slit teen pads. I’m a woman with hen bits.

Thongs are for chicken slits, women wear granny panties.

by Cor Riversprite March 9, 2019

Clit N' Slit

The female equivalent of Cock N' Balls, referring to the clitoris and vaginal opening combo.

He said: "Come on baby, don't you want my cock n ' balls?"

She said: "Not until you work this clit n' slit."

by Dachary December 8, 2007

eyebrow slit

Shaving gaps in your eyebrows to be trendy. It gets clumped in the category of eyebrows on fleek and shaping/drawing them on. It's usually done on one eyebrow but can be done on both, and there could but 2-3 slits on an eyebrow or just one. People also do these to identify with a group if a whole clique does eyebrow slits.

"Do you remember those girl at the mall?"
"Um, nah man"
"Yeah you do, they all had those eyebrow slits"
"Oh yeah! Now I remember"

by Idont know anything June 27, 2015