by likethelion April 12, 2016
Get the Sneaky Chicken mug.A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.
Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.
Person B: Oh, that was helpful.
Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.
Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.
Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.
Person B: Oh, that was helpful.
Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.
Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.
Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.
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When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
by Lil-Ernie169 July 10, 2017
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by Sneaky ass bitch October 12, 2018
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"Well he said he'd pull out... but all he pulled was a sneaky cumsooka on me."
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by Miezhaus April 7, 2020
Get the Sneaky Cumsooka mug.A clone of the IBM PC/XT manufactured in the mid-1980's by the (now-defunct) Zenith Radio Corporation. Branded as "Easy PC", these were marketed by the university to students because they were slightly cheaper than standard PC clones. Unfortunately, any cost advantage was more than made up for by their lack of expandability - making them an inferior product which quickly earned the "Sleazy PC" moniker.
Zenith Radio Corporation of Chicago went bankrupt (Chapter 11) in 1999, with whatever was left of the assets going to the Lucky Goldstar (LG) of Korea. Zenith's history goes back to the early days of ttelevision, where the slogan was unofficially "the junk goes in before tha name goes on". Zenith bought the (also now-defunct) Heathkit and made a brief foray into computing in the 1980's, which led to rubbish like the Sleazy PC.
by bitchuck October 22, 2023
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