SKEEZE

A small wrench used to adjust skateboards deriving its name from performing key functions, or closely resembling the common house key such as the patent-pending SKEEZE® skate key.

Yo, you got your SKEEZE on you; 'cuz I just cracked my brand new deck on a tres-flip at the park again!

by The Mad Professor January 7, 2019

Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020

Skeez

Phrase used by two close people for one to describe that the other has been acting up the sneaky and the slimy attitude. Particularly common use is after a non broken non significant promise; like not to tickle the other during a hug after a whole bunch of tickling prior to it has occurred.

Me: trust me I wont tickle you, its a trust exercise!
Jake: okay
Me: *hugs but then starts tickling furiously*
Jake: YOU'RE A SKEEZ

by the bigger skeez June 2, 2016

skeez

Someone who struggles to commit to anything. Usually emo and bad at WoW

yo can u just post intro already ur bein a real skeez rn

by stfuwhore123 May 17, 2019

Skeeze

When one sneezes and it feels so good, that they simultaneously skeet .

Oh man ,I just skeezed. I'll never get these stains out

by Spaghetti Western December 18, 2011

skeezing

Its the act of sneezing all the jizz that is stuck in the small gap between your nasal passages and your throat.

Darn it, not again.... mike keeps purposely skeezing in my face and with no hesitation he doesn't even bother to cover his mouth.

by 696dfsdnkg December 13, 2019

skeeze hole

Someone who is sex obsessed, especially when it comes to butt stuff.

Ed is such a skeeze hole, he's always talking about anal.

by Yogi Okie Dokie February 26, 2024