samurai handshake

Asian massage parlors offer this at the end of a massage, They will jack you off before you leave.

When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.

by acm210001 May 6, 2010

Samurism

A metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. Typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation participants attempt to comprehend what has been said.

During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:

“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”

A typical Samurism.

by Luke D Harbinson March 3, 2007

simerdip

1.) n. The act of getting into a hot tub or jacuzzi. See dip.

2.) n. A dude that plays tennis and soccer. See pimp.

3.) n. A dude that doesn't go to prom becuase his parents won't let him. See idiot.

1.) I'm going to take a simerdip.

2.) He's a real simerdip.

3.) Dude! Don't be a simerdip and not go to prom.

by c.fizz June 9, 2004

shmurble

Adj. A word that is used as a curse word supliment.

When people stub their toe the shot cuse words, in its place they would shot shmurble

by Jack Vista February 4, 2008

Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

samurai flamenco

A bad ass superhero that has no super powers and his weapons are a multitude of office supplies that also serve as weapons for Samurai Flamenco. All of Masayoshi's weapons are based off of office supplies and usually don't harm people directly. Samurai Flamenco current position and President of the world.

Samurai Flamenco is a Super hero

by Samurai Flamenco March 2, 2015

samurai doge

The samurai form of doge, known well for slaying wenches and saying "Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy"

Samurai doge: *slays wench*
Samurai doge: Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

by Clearly not Diavolo March 22, 2021