simmonized

One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.

Frimpong got simmonized!!

by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006

Simeon

Simeon is the name for the dingle berries that hang on butt hair

I have a Simeon hanging from my butt

by buttgokwaninthebin August 25, 2012

simmons

a person, usually male, who likes to dress up weirdly or put make up on

guy 1: see that guy over there the one with the eye shadow

guy 2: you mean the simmons

by kobie22 April 11, 2009

simmonds

Pre-ejaculation penis fluid slightly rusty coloured

"Oh no ive simmonds my pants"

by Rupert88 March 17, 2008

Simeon Oscar Washington

The single biggest hipster alive. You would not believe how much of a hipster this guy is.

Bob "I wonder who the biggest hipster alive is?"
Billy "Simeon Oscar Washington"

by Simeonwashingtonthehipster March 31, 2011

simeonne

The person who doesn’t exist because no one knows how to spell or pronounce it correctly when seeing my name.

“It’s Simeonne (Sim-e-n) get it right.”

by Hella-Gay May 19, 2019

Símeon

He is hot, funny, fun, nice, cool, and great at singing

Look over there, it’d Símeon. OMG he is so cool and hot🥵😍🥰😘😋

by Snapchat: simeon.nielsen December 19, 2020