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Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
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slippery pink silk tease

A sex act that entails a couple passionately kissing while naked. The female is on top and simultaneously grinding her clit and labia against the males hard penis; making her clit rub against his shaft and tip rhythmically before letting him penetrate her deeply.
She loves giving the slippery pink silk tease.
by PineappleJuice March 21, 2015
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Silk Dick

a good looking, naturally smooth, architextural phenomenon associated with a man's penis. Known to be sexually and sensory stimulating to woman with adhd and autistic characteristics
I was hyper focused on rubbing my pussy on his silk dick for HOURS
by Selena Loren September 1, 2023
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silk wristwatch

the process in wrapping your dick around your wrist and showing your friend, and thus getting to punch said friend. Derived from the movie Waiting.
"yo check this out"

"aww gross you totally got me with your silk wristwatch"

punch friend

"fuck you dude"
by Harry Lana March 31, 2012
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Silk

by zschrader June 18, 2023
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silk shower

British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.
We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.
by YouandMe4444 November 23, 2016
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Silk

Silk: soft shiny pubic hair of a blonde.
Dear,let me feel your silk
That silk adds beauty to my girlfriend's crotch.
by Bangaru May 15, 2021
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