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Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
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slippery pink silk tease

A sex act that entails a couple passionately kissing while naked. The female is on top and simultaneously grinding her clit and labia against the males hard penis; making her clit rub against his shaft and tip rhythmically before letting him penetrate her deeply.
She loves giving the slippery pink silk tease.
by PineappleJuice March 21, 2015
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Used in the 1800s to describe something being silky/smooth. It is often used nowadays to describe something being suspicious.
John - "Did you lie to her?"

Mary - "No..."

John - "*scoffs* Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk..."
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
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Silke

Silkes are people with no personalities, or even called "seuten" in Dutch. They are usually blond and short. They are tired of life and hate school with a passion. If she is a Capricorn...RUN! But they can be nice at times when you know them well🙄. And quite pretty as well.
"Who is that girl with no personality?" "I don't know, she must be a Silke."
by yourfavouritegroupie May 23, 2022
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Silk Swirler

A sexual act in which an individual wearing pantyhose, nylons, or tights uses his feet to stimulate around a females genitalia.
Hank knew that Jane loved his ballet outfit so, on a date one night, he surprised her with a silk swirler which she received with several pleasure filled shrieks.
by kirkboss May 31, 2018
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silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.
by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006
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Silk Worm

Someone who so out of touch with themselves and their identity that they create an alter ego or persona to mask their problems. They usually are pathological liars, although they do it unintentionally and usually aren't consciously aware that they are lying. They truly and deeply believe their lies are the honest truth.
Mike is such a silk worm.
Tommy struggles with distinguishing between reality and his own lies, he is a silk worm.
by stillemo3000 November 22, 2020
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