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Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."
Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."
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A phrase coined by comedian Bill Engvall. The 'sign' should be worn by stupid people baring the warrning that they are infact stupid. When someone does something stupid, you can simply tell them 'Here's your sign...'
In the lost luggage section of an airport...
Bill Engvall: She said, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am, you lost my luggage." She looked me right in the eye and said, "Has your plane landed yet?" "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on it! Here's your sign."
Bill Engvall: She said, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am, you lost my luggage." She looked me right in the eye and said, "Has your plane landed yet?" "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on it! Here's your sign."
by TackyJello July 1, 2004
Get the Here's Your Sign mug.When a woman is so sexually attracted to a badass motherf*ckin' Russian, and decides to get his signature signed on her nipple(s).
eg: "Oh my god, Dmitry. I am in love with your masculinity. Can you sign my nipple? <3"
"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."
"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."
by NippleSignsYou August 3, 2014
Get the can you sign my nipple? mug.A medical term used to describe the orientation, as seen on an Xray,of a man's penis with respect to his lower extremity injury. A positive Throck-Morton sign is when the penis points to the side of the injury.
Senior Doctor: Mr. Jones has a femur and tibial fracture of his right leg.
Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.
Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.
Intern: I have so much to learn!
Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.
Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.
Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.
Intern: I have so much to learn!
Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.
by RTA16 October 11, 2008
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“W” Hand Sign
“Jhon Has A “W“ Hand Sign Up, What Does That Mean?”
“It Means He Gets Bitches Left To Right Cause Hes Really That Nigga”
Original meaning: its really a west coast/west side “gang” sign used by many gangsters, thugs, and rappers
“Jhon Has A “W“ Hand Sign Up, What Does That Mean?”
“It Means He Gets Bitches Left To Right Cause Hes Really That Nigga”
Original meaning: its really a west coast/west side “gang” sign used by many gangsters, thugs, and rappers
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Get the “W” Hand Sign mug.Cancer men are 9/10 super attractive, although astrology might say that they are bottom they are usually the one on top, they love giving pet names and challenging their partner. They’re very caring and don’t give a fuck what people think. Cancer women are usually the top in the relationship, they give out orders and enjoy giving pet names. Although they can be very fucking hypocritical they’re fun at times.
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