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Var-Sigma Male 

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"

ultimate sigma male

every guy named hunter ever
person 1: yooo that dude is a ultimate sigma male!
person 2:no he's not
person 1: why not?
person 2: cause his name aint hunter

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Skibidi Sigma Ohio male 

A male who has level 5 gyatt and can rizz up ice spice in Ohio ultimate city.
I am a Skibidi Sigma Ohio male who will conquer ice spice level 5 gyatt city.

skibidi sigma rizzler male 

While the common sigma male is often over used and indeed not that rare being a whopping 1% of the population the rare skibidi sigma rizzler male has only ever been seen once in the humanoid form. That of Timothy W Hoogerdijik whose feats are incomprehensible to the beta male mind, I will not even bother to list his accomplishments, just note that he truly does live up to the name .
"hey there mister skibidi sigma rizzler male is josh truly a lock down defender?" "I'm going to punch you know."

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