Side Bowl

To urinate on the side of the toilet bowl, avoid the water in order to reduce the sound of the liquid release.

Dude #1- I drank so much last night, I was pissing all
night.
Dude #2- Really?!? I didn't hear you
Dude #1- That's cause I side bowl'd it

by Alex Cardenas January 2, 2008

Google-Sided

V. This is what happens to you when you start to Google a subject but become sidetracked by results that have nothing to do with the original/intended subject. Resulting is forgetting what you were originally looking up, or delaying the desired information.

Allison: "Let's Google arctic penguins."
Danny: "Ok. Hey! Look at these images of the polar ice caps!"
Allison: "That's crazy. Are they melting?"
Danny: "It look's like it. Do you believe all the hype about global warming?"
Allison: "Yeah, but, wait, I thought we were googling penguins. We're getting Google-Sided."

by Allison976 March 18, 2007

Side-Whore

A Male or Female who engages in all kinds of Sex acts with People who are Married or in a LTR. These Sex Acts take place only during times when the Married or Taken individual has a few minutes to spare. Side-Whores Perform Grimy acts that are usually Quick and Performed in places like, Alleys, hallways, basements, workplace bathrooms ect. And all their services are mostly free with the exception of a few Lunches, and DD Coffee.

A. What the hell is that smell?
B. Eww! That's this dude, man, he just got back from seeing one of his Side-Whores.

Nah, I would never leave him/her for you, your just a Side-Whore.

Don't get it twisted, I'm not cheating on you with your cousin, you can't cheat on a Side-Whore.

A. (Talking to Receptionist at work), If My Wife/Husband calls me tell them I'm with a customer, if the Boss asks where I am, tell him I went to pick up my Kids from School.
B. Where you going?
A. To go see my Side-Whore.

by WeAre1 December 3, 2010

soup on the side

Causal way of saying suicide without causing your friends to worry about you too much

Mark: aw man that sucks I’m sorry
Dan: ha yeah I want to commit soup on the side
Mark: let’s get ice cream

by Coolrat5 August 13, 2018

Dressing on the Side

To withdraw the penis just prior to climax during sexual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female's mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach.

Carla loves unprotected sex but always makes her lover serve his dressing on the side.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Side of Gravy

After busting a nut into his hand, the man precedes to wipe his anus with his load followed by a nice clean slap to the woman on her face. Which refers to the term a side of gravy.

Oh dude I dished out a side of gravy to my mother in law, man was my wife pissed.

by Squirt the Skunk January 20, 2009

Light Side

From Star Wars. Can also be used in life. The light side of the Force (also known as 'The Force') is aligned with happiness, joy, & love. Is also the side of the Force aligned with honesty, compassion, mercy, self-sacrifice, and other positive emotions. It is generally concerned with the ideas of good, generosity, healing, and wisdom, as opposed to evil, harm, and hasty judgment.

Particularly opposing negative emotions such as aggression, anger, and hatred, since these were shown to open a Jedi to the possibility of acceptance of the dark side.

Jedi used their powers to gain greater knowledge, in contrast to their ancient enemies, the Sith. Whereas the Sith would use their powers to try to rule the galaxy, the Jedi would use their power to fight in its defense and to guide its direction.

"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense. Never for attack."

The Light Side is the good side.

by FromAGalaxyFarFarAway June 9, 2011