scuttlebutt

1. (Slang) Gossip; rumor
2. (Nautical) A drinking fountain on a ship; a cask on a ship used to hold the day's supply of drinking water.
3. (noun) a report (often malicious) about the doings of other people

I was hanging out at the scuttlebutt, waiting to get some water when I heard some good scuttlebutt on Vern and an inflatable sheep.

by message_tied_to_a_brick July 1, 2004

scutter

a scutter (if you're from England) is someone who doesn't wash, has no job but sits on their stale asre watching trisher/kilroy all morning. They usually sport an huge collection of gold jewellery (purchased from Argos) and call their children- babby as apposed to baby.

Watch tv chatshow Trisha (if you're not at work that day!) the "guests" on that show will give you a rough idea. Tattoos, mullet,leggins etc....

by cluck July 23, 2003

Corn Shuttle

Simply stated it's a poop with corn in it.

I ate too much corn last night and I fired off a few corn shuttles today.

by Michael Turd M.D. November 26, 2009

shattackular

adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels

Jessica Alba's performance in Good Luck Chuck was shattackular and I was forced to change my pants.

by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009

Scutty Butt

A sweaty butt crack gained from a long day at work and smells more then a little like spoiled cheese

I went out with that Kimberly chick after work and when we got back to my place I found she had a serious scutty butt.

by thescuttser September 29, 2010

shuttage

The English equivalent of closure.

After all these years she still hadn't got shuttage over her ex.

by cavr November 11, 2008

shutthefuckupcakes

Invisible cupcakes you would verbally serve to a person who will NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.

"Hey motor-mouth, I just baked some SHUTTHEFUCKUPCAKES! Have one!!

by hellzlilangel July 28, 2015