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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

giant dose of shut the fuck up 

What you should give someone who talks way too loud, way too much.
Omg, Angela needs a double giant dose of shut the fuck up!! D:

Sean mc shut the fuck up 

A phrase jacksepticeye says when people rhyme words with his real name
Sub: Sean mc glock lin
Sean: SEAN MC SHUT THE FUCK UP

National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day 

Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

a nice cup of shut the fuck up 

A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

Please, Shut the fuck up

A phrase said by people who are having a bad day, and people that are annoyed.
Josh: I have some milk!
Bob: Please, Shut the fuck up.