Shrek

The biggest, most green, and thiccest boi you will ever meet. His deep brown eyes are beautiful and his smile can light up a whole swamp.

Hey look at that thicc boi over there

Yeah he must be a shrek

by SUPERCAKE211 September 6, 2019

Shrek

The sexiest cartoon character known to man.

I wanna fuck Shrek so hard

by Despacitodude69 April 28, 2019

Shrek

A stupid internet meme and a undisputed sex god.

Damn, I just nutted to Shrek.

by swimmers0115 October 15, 2019

Shrek

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.

-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.

by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017

Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018

Shrek

Noun- A god. Not a religious god, but god. Shrek is the true God. His followers are called Shrekians.

I worship Shrek. If you are intelligent, you will worship him too

by 1010100000011010101001010010 March 5, 2018

Shrek

The bible

I'm going to church to watch Shrek.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020