Shitjackin’

When a man disregards his other friends timeframes and decides to spent an extended period of time jerking off on the toilet while he’s taking a shit

Cole said he would be right back, but he’s been gone for so long, we can only assume he’s shitjackin’

by Spentznav April 27, 2024

Shortstack

A noun, meaning someone (usually a woman) who is both short and stacked (voluptuous)

Damn, dude, did you see that shortstack?

by VeeTheBean February 4, 2025

Raspberry shortcake

When a Native American performs a rug burn on the epidermis or an individual blows a raspberry on the epidermis of ones body, and an irritated red formation transpires, you bust a giant load.... Voilà look at your work of art.

Damn Smiley just got the best raspberry shortcake on her titty.

by Fun times cabin fever February 1, 2014

Strawberry shortcake

A phrase used by girls that means there (friend) aka. period

OMG!!!!! I just got my strawberry shortcake!!!

by Jovanni Le' Butbottom March 29, 2015

Strawberry Shortcake

A Strawberry Shortcake is when a woman is on her period and rides a mans face until climax. Thus making a "Strawberry Shortcake"

Man: Sit on this face bitch.

Woman: I can't I'm on the rag!

Man: It's ok, I've been craving some Strawberry Shortcake anyway!

by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018

Strawberry shortcake

When you bust a nut inside your girl

Dude last night I busted inside my girl and made her my strawberry shortcake.

by Redlady0218 January 19, 2021

Strawberry Shortcake

When you creampie a girl while she’s on her period.

I just Strawberry Shortcaked this girl the other night and it was stellar.

by nolanbegoalin August 12, 2021