shomari

a person who shakes, scratches and has achieved white lips by doing to much crack.

that Tyrone Biggums is such a Shomari

by jobba jobba February 25, 2005

slompa

A slut who is known to hook up with potential gays

That slompa just hooked up with staubo!

by standys January 9, 2012

shomp

Used as a descriptive term for things that aren't as good as they should be, or could be.

1. Well that's shomp.
2. Damn, she's hella shompfaced.
3. This dinner is basically shomp.

by Randy Ramirez December 28, 2005

shomari

A person who sits in front of a house all day on a porch and snoots cocaine all day.

"Get out of here you god damn shomari's"

by jobba jobba May 13, 2005

shopaholic

someone who looks at urban outfitters too much

Wow, sophie is such a shopaholic

by some crazy guy July 25, 2008

showpa

(n.) Baseball swagger that is posessed; a player or coach who has big-league swag

That shortstop has great showpa. Look at his wrist tape and 3/4 sleeve.

by SSshowpa63 May 29, 2011

shopaholic

1. Alcoholics who shop excessively and obsessively for alcohol.

2. Shop -a-h"olic" A break-off sect of the Catholic church of whose members shop around for churches holding services. They hold up any service by demanding that the transubstantiation ceremony be repeated over and over until a) ceremonial wine runs out, or b) they, the visiting Shopaholics, pass out.

1. I tried to pick up some liquor at store but some agressive shopaholics had bought out the entire store.

2. As a practicing Shopaholic we end our multi-communions with "Cheers!" rather than "Amen", at least those of us who are still standing do.

by Sinned383 November 27, 2009