Shoes rule

If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.

Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.

by Ellae April 29, 2011

CFM Shoes

Very high stiletto heels; come fuck me shoes

Ruta and Coco wanted to go out and get some business with their well heeled Viagra clientele , so they strapped on their CFM shoes with the rhinestones

by JoJoh October 23, 2006

I like your shoes

The biggest indicator of whether or not a girl truly likes someone

A girl saying “I like your shoes” is the fastest way to fuck city

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

Shoessin

Someone who attempts to assassinate someone with a shoe.

The shoe whizzed past George Bush's head as the Iraqi shoessin threw it at him.

by Some dude that wrote something December 20, 2008

shoesing

The act of choosing / putting on your shoes before exiting your household

Friend: yo man, you ready?
Me: one sec, I'm just shoesing

by BobbyShoe10 October 16, 2020

Shoes

A person from the Philza Minecraft server that is not a pleb because only Ian speaks for the plebs and only sees piss colour she is the Walmart georgenotfound!

1) put shoes back in her box

2) everyone set your profile to red shoes is here
3) shoes asked for the yellow coloured slushie

by Beceiie July 11, 2021